Yeah, he's gonna be real explosive when he runs in a straight line as a decoy and then drops deep balls. The line is better. You people aren't CBS pregame show material yet. The Falcons were one of the worst defensive teams in football last season, so they attempted to fix that this offseason by getting rid of a bunch of random people (Asante Samuel, Thomas Decoud) and replacing them with a bunch of other random people (Tyson Jackson, Josh Wilson, Javier Arenas). Now Osi can't even be a starter on this lowly defense and is getting beat out by great defensive ends John Massaquoi and Stansly Maponga. Hey, did you know that this team is on Hard Knocks this year, and that Hard Knocks is going on as we speak? No wonder they did the Walking Dead premiere in that city. the official stats partner of the NFL. Our GM constructed our roster oblivious to the fact that football is a sport where 300 pound men crash into each other at high speeds, so we have 20-25 players who are worth a shit and the rest of our team is guys who had to take a pay cut from the Arena League team they used to play for. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the…. This 2014 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Oh, it's just business to you? Cologne Falcons (American Football) - Ergebnisse 2013/2014: hier findest Du alle Termine und Ergebnisse zu diesem Team. 38 94 9. first downs 1st downs rushing passing by penalty. 1 Due to a strike-shortened season in 1982, all teams were ranked by conference instead of division. It never does. Copyright © 2000-2020 Sports Reference LLC. 1. Record: 6-10-0, 3rd in Glad we didn't have to go though that exercise again. Our owner looks like Snidely Whiplash. It still hurts. The following browsers are supported: Chrome, Edge (v80 and later), Firefox and Safari. What might not suck: Common sense dictates that when a competently run team like Atlanta has a down year filled with injuries and outright bad luck, it should rebound the following season. The browser you are using is no longer supported on this site. Now we're getting somewhere! This means that if you want to go and tailgate a game, you have to wake up at like 5AM to get your shit together in order to fight your way through Atlanta traffic and make it to the Georgia Dome with 45 minutes to spare before you have to go into the stadium. One more thing about the ATL (and calling it "The ATL" will never not be annoying): People there are slow as balls. The schedule includes the opponents, dates, and results. The tailgating area is affectionately called "The Gulch" and the area is even uglier than the word for it. Our current soccer team is named after a beloved gorilla that's been dead for almost 20 years and is a borderline racial slur. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Atlanta Falcons. If the Falcons keep up their 0-3 pace for 2020, they will likely be looking for a new head coach at the end of the season, if not sooner. Everything you need to know about and expect during, the most important election of our lifetimes, Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise, William Moore literally powerbombed a guy last year.